Moster

Let me explain the most strange character(s) I’ve ever had:

Moster

moster portrait

 

Profile

Moster has a case of multiple personality disorder. It’s unknown what the original personality was but their personalities are these:

Moster

Pronounced Mow-steer.

Age: 12 years

Gender: Agender

Personality: Moster is quiet and rather sad. They miss their parents and hate how selfish they were, wishing for their life instead of their parents’ lives. Their name comes from Monster but Moster can’t pronounce Ns.

Mo

Pronounced Mow.

Age: 16 years

Gender: Female

Personality: Mo is loud and unpredictable. She’s often homicidal but can be rather maternal at the same time.

Ster

Pronounced Steer.

Age: 16 years.

Gender: Male.

Personality: Ster is impatient and often has to clean up Mo’s messes (usually her homicidal acts). Ster and Mo often fight since they can’t seem to agree on anything, while Moster is usually rather neutral.

Biography

Moster used to be Morune, a young child camping in the forest with their parents. They got lost and Morune’s parents were eaten by wolves but they escaped. Eventually, Morune died from hunger, with their final breath wishing to not die. Their wish was granted and their wounds were patched with gears and scrap metal and they were given new life as a twisted freak, Moster. They finally found their way back to the town but they were treated as a monster and run out of town. They returned to the forest and befriended the wolves who ate their parents.

Crushing

Yes, we’re talking crushes today. Why? Because I have it really bad for one singer. I’ve had a lot of crushes in my time. My first crush was when I was four years old and wow did I have it bad for her! Let me explain this, though: I’ve never had a crush on a celebrity. I mean, I’ve considered plenty of celebrities attractive (example: Peyton List, and just to clarify, I’m younger than her) but I’ve never really had a crush on a celebrity. A real crush. By now you must have noticed something, I like girls and guys (and other genders, for that matter). This is true. So, let me address something:

Born This Way

(Yes, yes, yes I know that Lady Gaga has a “born this way” song, well guess what? So does Three Days Grace so no this is not inspired by any song, I haven’t even listened to Lady Gaga’s song.)

…is BS. Let me explain. I definitely did not choose to like all genders. Not at all. But I was not born this way. If you ask me how long I’ve been into all genders, I’d say since I was four years old. Why? Because I had my first crush when I was four years old. I mean, can babies have romantic attraction? God no. And that’s normal! But it’s proof that we aren’t born with our romantic/sexual orientations. This doesn’t mean that romantic/sexual orientation is a choice, because it isn’t. But people aren’t born this way. Someone who became blind later in life didn’t choose to be blind but they weren’t born that way.

Well, to go back to the topic of my crush, I’ve had a lot of crushes but none on celebrities. Usually they have been on peers, colleagues, or fictional characters (the majority of my crushes are this). So, my first crush on a celebrity…hmm. I mean, it would never work for two reasons: 1. He’s a celebrity, I’m a nobody. 2. He’s over 10 years older than me (eh heh heh, that probably should have been #1). But, it’s just a crush. If you’re wondering who my crush is, it’s…..

Cody Carson from Set It Off

My Favorite Bands/Singers

I live and breath music so here’s my favorite bands/singers!

 

5 – Florence + the Machine

Florence + the Machine, Florence Welch and Isabella Summers, has such a unique and strange sound. Luckily, in this instance strange means good. Florence’s voice is so stunning and exotic! Florence + the Machine is certainly a wonderful band!

4 – Metric

Metric is a small, very unknown alternative band, which is a pity because their sound is so unique! I have a feeling I’m going to be saying that a lot this post. Metric has a sort of Steampunk sound, which I absolutely adore! Their lead singer, Emily Haines, has a great voice that really fits the theme of the band!

3 – Panic! At the Disco

They- er…uh…I mean…HIM. Unfortunately, most of the members of Panic! At the Disco left. By most I mean that the only remaining core member is Brendon Urie. I don’t really care, though, cuz he’s awesome. Brendon’s voice is priceless and his sound is something of a mix of the Beatles, waltz music, and…I dunno what else. I love it!

2 – Set It Off

I love this band to death. Although lead singer Cody Carson’s voice may be a bit of an acquired taste, I love it! He has a voice (especially a laugh) that’s a mix of unique and creepy. Luckily, this really fits the theme of most of their songs! Set It Off’s songs are a mix of singing and talking, and even sometimes laughing! It’s very unique for alternative-rock.

1 – Three Days Grace

Ah, yes. My favorite band of all time. The lead singer switch was pretty hard but, although I prefer the old singer (Adam Gontier), Matt Walst is actually a pretty good singer. Yes, the band can be pretty angsty at times but sometimes you just need that, you know? This band has gotten me through some rough times. I will always love this band. Always.

I Draw: Welcome To Night Vale Fan Art

Yes, there’s MORE OF IT! MWAHAHAHAHA! (oh, also, I’ve started a travel/photography blog, it’s still taking it’s baby steps but if you’re into that sorta thing you should totally check it out)

cecil night vale shading practice
I’m trying this new shading technique. I really like it!
welcome to night vale cecil and carlos
I realized that I haven’t drawn Cecil and Carlos in a while so here’s them.
night vale batman harley quinn cecil and the joker carlos
Cecil and Carlos as Harley Quinn (Cecil Quinn?) and the Joker (the Carler? That doesn’t really make any sense, though…)

 

Salad and Sandwich
I really like this picture so I edited it to have my new shading technique. I always imagine Cecil eating salads for some reason. But not, like, normal salads. Salads with Newt eyes in them. And not Eye of Newt (a plant), literal Newt eyes. Cecil, you’re gross!

Charlie Went To The Park Today

blurred chazz profile close-up wrinkled view

 

Today Charlie and I went to the park and I took some really good pictures of him! Here are a few! Enjoy!

 

grey background chazz in the wild

(Of course, the grey grass/background is not real, that’s my doing, yay for free Photoshop alternatives!)

posterized chazz howling at the moon.jpg

(Once again, yay for free Photoshop alternatives! I used a free, no-download site called FotoFlexer for these filters, although the pictures are mine.)

splash of red chazz ears flying.jpg

I call this one “Splash of Red.” I zoomed in a little more on the photo and made everything grey except his red collar.

I Draw: 1 Year of Undertale

Yes, I have been drawing Undertale fan art for over a year! I still remember the first time I played it. Welp, lets look at some of my horrible old Undertale fan art!

My Latest Undertale Fan Art:

sans genocide undertalesans from undertale.jpg

And Here’s Some Old Stuff:

sans and frisk
My first time dabbling in shading and lining. This picture actually wouldn’t be too bad…IF I HAD KEPT IT CONSISTENT AND LINED SANS, TOO.
sans and frisk 2
Why does Frisk’s head look like that? Is there even a reason? I don’t think there is.
sans and frisk hot dogs
Hot dogs. Mmm…
sans chara and frisk
Mhm. Yes. Um. I. Oh. Uh. This. I….I just can’t….Frisk’s face is flipping adorable in this. That is the only redeeming quality of this picture.
sans gaster blaster and frisk
A selfie Sans took that he later texted to Grillby with the caption: “just busy killing some jerky kid lol wb u?”

 

Homeschooling Stereotypes And Why I Hate Them

Disclaimer: If you are one of these homeschoolers, no offense to you. I just hate when people think I’M one of these homeschoolers.

Religious Homeschooler

I am an (Jewish) Atheist. I have nothing against religious people (as long as they don’t try to make me be religious). I have a very good friend who is religious. All I’m saying is when someone asks if I only homeschool because of religious reasons, it’s offensive. That’s not why I homeschool. I homeschool because it allows me to be creative, to be unique, to learn at my own pace, and to sleep in late.

Dumb Homeschooler

Often when I tell other kids I’m homeschooled, they assume I’m dumb or slow because I’m not in school. I think they think that I “can’t keep up” with them and that’s why I’m not in school. I can tell you, I could run Language Arts circles around any of those curs. I read Shakespeare on a daily basis. For fun. (Full of myself? I’m not full of myself!)

I hate it when people try to make a case for homeschoolers being “dumb.” I’m not dumb just because I don’t conform to conventional learning methods.

Smart Homeschooler

My mom says this is a very common stereotype. I’ve never experienced someone thinking I’m extra smart because I’m homeschooled. But, hey, I get to do school with a warm pug on my lap so that’s gotta count for something….right? I don’t know how that relates to being smart.

I would just like to say, though, these stereotypes aren’t the only things people say to me when they find out that I’m homeschooled. Sometimes they’re super jealous because I don’t have to go to school. These are just some very, very common reactions I’ve gotten in my time as a homeschooler. And, honestly, they’re offensive. I homeschool because I want the space to be who I am and not have to conform to the conventional methods of school. And don’t try to BS me about how dumb I am, I know you’re just jealous that I get to play video games whenever I want.

I Draw: Welcome To Night Vale Fan Art

I have some Welcome To Night Vale fan art for you guys today! All this art belongs to me and, although I know it’s not good enough for anyone to want to steal, please don’t steal it. Just, if you were going to, please don’t. I doubt this will deter anyone but I’ll say it anyway.

cecil palmer and steve carlsberg salad and sandwhich night vale
I always imagine Cecil eating salads. I dunno why.
steve carlsberg and cecil welcome to night vale
Cecil is smaller but he’s still the big brother. Reminds me of somebody…..
steve carlsberg welcome to night vale
Steve Carlsberg majored in counting. Not accounting. Counting. You do you, Steve, you do you.
carlos the silver fox scientist night vale
Carlos the silver fox scientist. *sound of Cecil whistling*
night vale cecil and carlos
What is Carlos looking at…? He was supposed to be looking at the beaker….Carlos my eyes are UP HERE.
5-year-old cecil palmer welcome to night vale
It’s vewy annoying when gwown-ups talk like this but cute when wittle kids do it.
5-year-old cecil and 3-year-old steve carlsberg night vale
Going with my head-canon ages, this is 5-year-old Cecil and 3-year-old Steve Carlsberg. Steve Carlsberg was a fat baby. How can that little radio toy support his weight?
13-year-old abby and 5-year-old cecil night vale
Again, going with my head-canon ages, 13-year-old Abby and 5-year-old Cecil. Abby has a skateboard. I found a better color to shade Abby and Cecil’s hair with, by the way. It’s a little hard to see but with the old color it looked like they had neon yellow highlights so this is better.

Blog Schedule

Alright, today I’ve decided to organize my “blog schedule.” This will also be a page on my blog so don’t worry if you miss this post! (Although, if you did miss this post you probably wouldn’t know since you didn’t read it so you wouldn’t have read me telling you not to worry about not reading it. Illuminati confirmed.)

Here is the official blog schedule that I have put together! And yes, this is not daily because I actually have a life outside of my nerdy blog but I’ll try to post as often as possible.

 

My Ultra Boring Life: This is a segment where I just talk about something that’s happened in my life. Don’t worry, I’ll try to have it not be too boring!

Let’s Talk Books: I love books. This will probably be me nerding (that’s a word now) about new books I’ve read or maybe even book reviews.

Let’s Talk Comics: Same thing as Let’s Talk Books except that it’s comics.

Let’s Talk Music: Again, just like Let’s Talk Books but it’s music instead of books.

Let’s Talk Movies: Still the same just movies instead of books.

Let’s Talk Games: Same but games.

I Draw: I’ll post some of my art.

Writer’s Corner: I’ll talk about stuff related to writing.

 

And anything else is just miscellaneous posts. Hope you guys liked this little explanation!